Excelitis – A disease that afflicts computer
literate numerates.
It
is obvious from the sterile debates and discussions in the media on the
percentage of poor people in India that Excelitis is endemic here. How else
would you justify the newly drawn poverty lines: Rs. 22.42 per day per person
in rural areas and Rs. 28.35 in urban?
Do
we not remember, and should the government not have remembered that 25 paise is
the lowest denomination of currency (coins) that is legal tender? What does Rs.
22.42 really mean? 89 coins of 25 paise, and 17 paise to be donated. Rs. 28.35 –
a princely figure this is, 113 coins of 25 paise, and 10 paise to be donated.
The whole thing is progressive you see – the more you get, the less you donate.
Sure,
ever since poverty levels have been monetized we have had paise staring at us.
But, earlier those paise were meaningful They were legal tenders. The point is
as the lower limit of legal tender goes north, should poverty levels be
appropriately rounded off to the next higher legally tenderable amount? Rs.
22.42 to Rs. 22.50 and Rs. 28.35 to Rs. 28.50.
I
know, those increases of 8 and 15 paise for the rural and urban citizen respectively
is not going to matter. And, that is precisely my point. When apparent
precision is not going to matter, why cling on to it?
Here
comes Excelitis. Gone are the days when you sit down and punch numbers on
calculators, repeatedly. God forbid, if you made a mistake, you go back to
square one.
Now
it is MS Excel, universally and exclusively. All it takes is entering the
number once, and only once. The results tumble out, in double precision (but
not necessarily accurate). And, this suits the policy makers. In its detail
working of the numbers, the government relies on working backwards from the fixed
targets. For example, the outgo on poverty alleviation, including PDF, MGNREGS
etc. is fixed at this many tens of thousands of crore rupees (this is not a big
sum, please remember).
This
total amount is divvied up amongst the programs, and it so happens that the outgo
on BPL account to match its allocation, the rural poverty has to be defined at Rs.
22.42 per person per day. Given the number of poor people, say 40% of about 70%
of the total population (say, 34 crore), even a single paisa increase will burst
the budget and upset the finance apple cart. No go. Just imagine doing this
calculation without MS Excel! You just cannot.
If
you care to know, poverty was defined as below 2,100 Kcal per day in urban
areas and 2,400 in rural areas. This was supposedly a concession to rural workers,
a higher level of manual input, including carrying human excreta on the head.
But now, it is a uniform 1,800 Kcal per day per person, urban and rural (Human
shit got discounted!). This shows how much concerned the government is about obesity.
This
number 1,800 Kcal per day per person, I am sure, came out of another Excel
sheet, all in one Excel book, interlinked. You have the upper bound of
allocation, the lower bound of Kcal accounting of poverty and Bingo! you know
the number of poor people you can accommodate in your budget. Presto! You got
Rs. 22.42 for the rural poor and Rs. 28.35 for the urban poor.
What
surprises me is that everything I have said is in the open. It is all so
simple, particularly when you have MS Office suite of programs on your laptop.
Yet, there is not a word of it in the media discourses.
Go
figure!
Raghuram
Ekambaram
2 comments:
Hats off to you, Raghuram. You are the ultimate cynic.
Thanks for coining the term excelitis. It's a disease indeed, a terrible disease, that will keep afflicting humanity for ages ahead, especially since the youngsters are getting addicted to it. I think the disease will even bring about some mutation in Darwin's theory. Evolution of mankind will take a direction that Darwin could not have foreseen.
The computer makes quite many things ridiculous. The BPL, the calories that we need to consume... human relationships...
And, Matheikal, I can also spin a yarn off that cynicism, how the budget mandarins follow the dictates of the Excel pathogen!
I had coined Excelitis some six years ago, a post in my other, now defunct space.
RE
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