Thursday, July 21, 2011

A fun list – Dysfunctional countries

• Pakistan - Existential problem

• Afghanistan - Non-existential problem

• Belgium - To be-or-not to be problem

• Bhutan - Happiness problem

• US – The only-superpower problem

• Russia – The recent-has been-superpower problem

• UK – The ancient-superpower problem

• Germany - The Euro problem

• France - The veil problem

• China - The bully-of-the-neighborhood problem

• Sri Lanka - The Tamil problem

• Israel - The Palestinian problem

• Egypt - The “Arab rising” problem

• Syria - Problem O’ problem

• Libya - The mini-Pakistan problem

• Japan - Permanent-stagnation problem

• Ireland - Bankruptcy-in-your-face problem

• Spain - Real-estate-bubble problem

• Portugal - Economy-collapsing problem

• Iceland - Economy-collapsed problem

• Greece - Begging-bowl problem

• Italy - The Berlusconi problem

• North Korea - The Southern problem

• Canada - The Southern problem

• Sudan - The Southern problem

• South Korea - The Northern problem

• South Sudan - The Northern problem

• Mexico - The Northern problem

• Nigeria - The Shell problem

• … - … [Fill in the blanks]

• … - … [Fill in the blanks]

• … - … [Fill in the blanks]

• India - The North, South, East, West problems!

It was quite easy, compiling this partial list. Yet, I am feeling very tired.

But happy to note we are not alone!

Yet, we are exceptional - we are, as Aditi has said in her comment, 

  • India - "No problem" problem 

Raghuram Ekambaram


6 comments:

dsampath said...

so that is how it is..
any country with no problem..
than it would be no problem problem..

Tomichan Matheikal said...

It is not just 'fun', it is almost an inspiring list. We are in great company, at the very least.

Aditi said...

Raghu, in your fun list of dysfunctional countries, am I glad that you started with Pakistan, ;) and ended with India!!

I would have an alternative description for India - The 'No problem' problem...hahhaha. We never officially acknowledge existence of any problem, be it discontent in J&K/Manipur or 2G/3G scam.

mandakolathur said...

DS sir,

You and Aditi are on the same wavelength, about the "no problem" problem!

Great! Thanks

Raghuram Ekambaram

mandakolathur said...

matheikal,

I am adding a few words, based on DS sir's and Aditi's comments. That will make it truly fun!

Thanks

Raghuram Ekambaram

mandakolathur said...

Aditi, that was deliberate, Pakistan at the start and India at the end. While we know, I think, why we exist, I am quite convinced Pakistani's are not aware what is their inwarly directed national statement, sentiment, purpose. In fact, I think Afghhainstan is better than Pakistan, because the way there are now, they just seem to have gone a few centuries backward!

I am adding a few words to the post, becasue I loved your take "No problem" problem.

Raghuram Ekambaram