It
is the season to toot your own horn! Well, I am going to do it proxy-wise – the
culture I belong to, the heritage I have been bequeathed standing in for me.
Recently
we heard how we knew plastic surgery - long, long ago nobody knows how long
ago; how it was an Indian who figured out what has come to be called Pythagoras
Theorem. These, as good as they are, are not good enough for me. Following is
my list of “…been there, done that…”
1.
Charles Darwin with his Theory of Evolution
is a Johnny-come-lately. Just check out the ages-old series of avatars in our dasavatharam (not the Kamal Hasan
starrer, but the original), the theory figured out eons ago.
2.
How did the squirrel get stripes on its
back along the line of its spine? Don’t ask Neo-Darwinists but do ask Sage
Valmiki. He told us that Lord Ram caressed the critter with three fingers,
presto the stripes.
3.
Ptolemy used ungainly epicycles to solve
the problem of retro motion of planets. Our sages did it infinitely more elegantly
- and never did they make any mistake in predicting Sani Peyarchi (the planet Saturn shifting from one Zodiac sign to
the next).
4.
Dark Energy, supposedly a great find of
recent decades. Just ask where Hiranyaksha hid the earth; at the bottom of the Cosmic Ocean. What filled up this Cosmic Ocean? Of course, Dark Energy!
5.
Wave-particle duality – a straight lift
from Adi Sankara’s Advaita philosophy.
6.
Apollo astronauts brought back only surface
soil samples from the moon. But, when cursed to lose his shine, Moon himself
came down to Mount Kailash to seek remedy from Lord Siva. Take that NASA! Our
sage’s curse is far stronger than your Saturn V rockets!
7.
Black body radiation – emanations form Lord
Krishna’s body!
8.
Western science and technology had never
created a river. But, our Sage Agasthya did - connive with Lord Ganesha, and
there flows River Cauvery.
9.
One of our greatest personalities, Bishma
Pitamaha, chose his time of death, outside of suicide. Has this been achieved
by anyone else, anywhere? No.
10. Lord
Krishna got the Moon and the Sun to be next to each other at an un-appointed
time. Any parallels anywhere? No.
11. Our
demigods travel nonchalantly and visit each other, across heavenly distances.
When they visit the Sun they don’t get burnt! Anyone else to match such feats?
No. We invented heat shields. NASA could have contacted us and avoided the shuttle
disasters.
12. Einstein
said that there is nothing called simultaneity. What did he know; our Gods can
be everywhere simultaneously.
So, you got the point. Come up with
your own.
Raghuram Ekambaram
2 comments:
By the by, who created castes? must be some alien :)
You are so right, Balu. We Indians, more particularly our ancestors, would not get down so low and create castes. That is not a place we had ever been. We were taken there by aliens;)
RE
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