Wednesday, October 09, 2013

How do you spell ‘sorry’?

“How do you spell ‘sorry’?”
“S R I”
“Come again…”
“S R I”
If you thought that was a mother querying her teen-age ward, that would have been a very good guess. But, unfortunately the truth lies elsewhere, in Lhasa. It was in 1950 a Brit had a non-fatal encounter with the Chinese just outside of Lhasa, Tibet and the above exchange, part of “countless interrogations, for five years”, conveniently paraphrased, took place. This is what I understood from an obit on Robert Ford, a radio engineer hired circa late 1940s by Tibetans to get “Tibet get in touch with the outside world”, in The Economist (October 5th, 2013). 
In the light of no knowledge of an extended earlier SMS, I nominate the following as the Ur SMS at a high level of sophistication.
The extended message in Robert Ford’s logs went like this: SRI OM CONDK PR; when queried under interrogation in a prison by the Chinese, Robert translated it as “Sorry old man, conditions poor.”
Just imagine, a thousand years later some Hindu preacher stumbles on this message; she would immediately antiquate it to at least 5,000 years earlier, and the next step will be to claim that Tibetans knew about SRI and OM!
But, sorry.
Oops, S R I!

Raghuram Ekambaram 

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