I
do not know how many of you remember the last scene in the movie Lage Raho Munna Bhai. There is a
character, played by Kulbhushan Kharbanda, who sets much store
by astrology, numerology etc. that finally overcomes his idiocy and throws out
one of two ‘K’s at the beginning of his name – Kkhurana becomes the regular Khurana.
I
was reminded of this scene as I read the news item Astrologer’s talk show at PGI triggers row in The Hindu of September 2, 2012.
There
are a lot of amusing points to be noted in the article but what caught my fancy
first and the most was the name of the astrologer, P. Khurrana. The double
letter at the beginning of the name in the movie has migrated to the middle in
the name of the astrologer. I am wondering when it will be relegated further to
the end and finally thrown out. I may have to wait a long time, given that the
chief minister of Tamil Nadu is Jayalalithaa (double letter at the end) and she
has a great following. But wait I will.
In
the meantime let me take you through a few more points that brought smiles to
my face, some of them wry. The invited talk by the astrologer became a debate
between rationalists and the astrologer. Rationalists never learn – no debate
with an astrologer can end in anything but heartburn for them. It was no
different at PGI (Post-Graduate Institute of Medical Education and Research),
Chandigarh.
The
other disconcerting point in the report I noted was the manner in which the
Institute Director Y K Chawla justified the whole thing – the talk was a “stress-buster”
for the faculty and “it was ‘fine’ whether people agreed or disagreed with Mr.
Khurrana’s claims.” The director of a research institute leaves questions
hanging with a dismissal vis-à-vis a promise to look into the matter to get at
a resolution. This is the type of “wisdom” that weighs the lack of evidence and
highly reasoned arguments against God existing on the same pedestal as mere assertions
that God exists – a faux equivalence.
I say yes and you say no and therefore we are equal!
Though
Khurrana was not able to “properly respond” to the questions – nothing too
deep, as far as I can see – he did not give an inch. When he was taken to task
on his wrong predictions, the response was why people were focusing on his
wrong predictions. He could have just as well listed out his correct
predictions (for example, “the sun will rise in the east tomorrow morning!”).
He did not. This must have amused me but did not because I have heard this
before.
The
astrologer seems not to have dropped names but came close enough: “…alluded
several times to his clientele among the ‘rich and famous’”. That is, his whole
enterprise focusing on “how horoscopes could predict the career [of his
clientele]” depended on handouts from the rich and famous.
He
referred to Mars and how its presence “in a particular house could cause
accidents, how a host of other findings could be used to predict the future and
dwelt on length how an astrologer could ‘counsel’ patients who were desperate.”
But no one questioned whether his predictions will be fine-tuned now that Curiosity is sitting, indeed roaming the
surface of that planet. Also, note the word “could” which carries no certainty –
I do not know whether the astrologer used this term or used “will” and the reporter
changed them. But I am in no mood to be generous to Khurrana.
He
sidestepped challenges about predicting the future as regards their illnesses –
with dates and other details – of newborns at PGI so that their future could be
planned for. This did not surprise me, though the sheer waste of time the event
led to dismayed me.
So,
as I said earlier, I will have to wait a long time before these astrological
double letters will be thrown in the dung heap of superstitions. But I have no
options but to wait.
Raghuram
Ekambaram
2 comments:
I'm reminded of a fortune teller who visited me a day before my wedding. "This marriage will be a failure," he said. I asked why. He said numerology was against the wedding (after doing some work with my name and my would-be wife's name.) But I had not really given my wife's name correctly. Not because I didn't want to. (After all, he was a friend of mine.) Because the teacher who had entered her name in the certificate had spelled it wrongly, and I gave the right spelling of the name not knowing about the teacher's mistake.
The marriage went wrong for some time because of friends! Who was right? The firends, the numerologist, or the priest who played with them all? Or each individual who takes charge of his/her life?
Thanks for that personal anecdote Matheikal ... but did your mistake involve a double letter? If not you have to go to another astrologer who has no double leetr in his name to get the answer :))))
RE
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