Sunday, December 11, 2011

Who sells more, Bill Gates or Paris Hilton?


What kind of a question is that? What are they selling?
Well Bill Gates has left the job of selling MS software to his chosen unlucky ones, down the hierarchy of the company. Who is Paris Hilton? She is the celebrities’ celebrity – a celebrity for being a celebrity! And, Paris Hilton seems to have started selling her brand of perfumes.
Not too long ago the London based newspaper The Economist used to try selling itself by trumpeting that Gates rushed to get his copy of the publication hot off the press (It really should not bother us whether that was true, and if true how much he was paid). That was then and in London. What is it today and where?
It is Paris today—Paris Hilton, that is—and in London. The Guardian is published from London and today I saw the first advertisement for its Sunday edition in India, at a metro station in Delhi. It said something like it will not be publishing Paris Hilton’s views on the Middle East this week, and adding, any week. Ouch! I heard PH’s PR man go!
The Economist carries a double identity. On certain moral issues like death penalty, abortion, it advocates what may be termed borderline liberal thinking. On economics, extended role for private capital, and other such matters, it unabashedly aligns itself with finance. Indeed, I tend to believe it may well like to be tagged the “mouthpiece of global capital”, intended as an epithet by Prof. Jayati Ghosh.
The Guardian used to be called The Manchester Guardian, Manchester having been the hotbed of British left. I think it went through some ownership metamorphosis, yet retained its consistent and strongly leftish stance.
In the ad campaigns The Economist tries to sell itself by invoking the aspirational vanity of the public, “One day I too can be Bill Gates!” It is not innocent. The Guardian is equally guilt ridden. It appeals to leftist sentiments. No one who reads the paper would admit to have even glanced at any frivolous news item, like the opinion of Paris Hilton on global affairs, outside of fashion. It helps to be assured as the advertisement does! To make the message hefty, it adds as the tag line, “Mind over chatter”. I wondered why the paper did not say, “Matter over chatter”. Such cheap rhymes? Tut, tut …
That gets me to the title question. Both The Economist and The Guardian are promoting the vanity of the reading public, through Bill Gates and Paris Hilton. And, I cannot believe that on this score Bill and Paris can be differentiated and it would not matter even if they could be.
Raghuram Ekambaram
P.S The last I heard, PH’s PR man is suing The Guardian for unauthorized (more importantly, unremunerated) use of the celebrity’s name!

6 comments:

dsampath said...

this
is a strategy
to create some chatter
create a chatter
by applying your mind..and
it really does not matter about the matter..so called values...

mandakolathur said...

Thanks for acknowledging my sidewinder comment DS sir!

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Tomichan Matheikal said...

Today Paris Hilton surprised me too because of the association with the Sunday Guardian. At the AIIMS Metro station I saw an ad with a Hilton like bikini clad woman in the background and a contrasting message in the foreground. The message was that the Guardian doesn't depend on Hilton's opinion; it depends on expert opinions. How nice. How nice of them to use Hilton for this!

You have brought out a very important point which many readers may not realise. We are on the way to a huge sell-out! A sell-out of Bill Gates to tradesmen and advertisers!

mandakolathur said...

Matheikal, don't you think all our so-called celebrities are already sold out - think Tendulkar, Dhoni, the youngest of the Bachchans, Anand (NIIT)and on and on. Let gates join them!

I am very glad that you too noticed Paris Hilton. The advert I saw did not have any bikini clad woman for me to drool. I am going to AIIMS station pronto :)))

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incapmkt said...

Nice post and contrast.


Regards
Ravi

mandakolathur said...

Thank you so much Ravi

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