In India, Cricket is Religion and also a Few Other Things
I am going to develop a nascent idea in my mind about Indian cricket as manifestations of various human thoughts and endeavours.
Many have said that in India, cricket is a religion. I do not disagree with that take; yet, how it is a religion, how I draw a parallel between the two is likely to surprise you. Therefore, I will take that up at the end.
The thing that comes to my mind first is that Indian cricket is a circus. What? I am not taking about some of the acrobatic stuff players execute, but a lot more of breath taking turns, tumbles, falling forward or backward and so on. More acrobatic than what acrobats do. More like what the Joker in a circus could be called on to do in a moment’s notice; ride a tall mono cycle, maybe, or do the high wire act, like Charlie Chaplin does in one of his movies.
If I were to do an fMRI on the mind of a fielder in whose way a ball is descending from high up this side of Heaven, I would not be surprised to find him praying to his God. Cricket is outside of government control. So, who are players praying for? To tell the truth, for themselves.
Every breath they take, every move they make, (song by The Police, duly altered), God is watching them, players seem to think. Even more importantly his pay check must be on the line. Yeah, that would occasion a prayer!
Cricket is superstition. Just watch the stands, particularly players’ families. Many would have their fingers crossed. This is superstition. Praying to God could also be a mild form of superstition, but one that is baked into the player’s mind is another. There are two rituals that are hard wired (more severe than “baked into”!) in their minds. If a boundary is hit (a four or a six), the two batsmen have to amble across to do a fist bump. This is superstition. Would any two batsmen avoid doing this? I bet they would not. Any takers? Superstition is the super controller. But, the next ball, one of the batsmen gets out! There goes the superstition! Check that. If only it were that easy to remove a superstition from one’s mindscape!
The other superstition is to never acknowledge that your partner in batting (only about a fewseconds ago) is walking back to the pavilion (dug out for today’s generation, though nothing has been dug out). It is the same thing about luck, only this time it is bad.
Before going into religion, I would touch upon passion. Indian cricket fans are passionate, if nothing else. Their passion has no bounds, just as the religious have no limits to their passions. Long time ago, fans in Eden Gardens in Kolkata, started a fire as more tickets were sold than there were seats. Yes, not only passion but greed, of the institutional type also has no limits when it comes to Indian cricket. Where passion is, would religion be far behind?
Now, I am getting ready to wind down. This is going to be along narrative, as much as half the length of this post. The first news about people dying in a stampede that I heard happened while pilgrims were waiting for the darshan of Lord Venkateswara in Tirumala (Tirumala Tirupati Devastanams). This was in the mid 1960s I think. Eighteen people died. The event made a mark on me, for the simple reason it could have been us, my parents, my brother and me.
In those days, the Tamil month of Margazhi (December-January) was considered inauspicious by Telugu people, and the crowds were manageable, like we getting a cottage for overnight stay with one darshan squeezed in late night, and five different darshans the next day, starting at about 3:30 AM (such an ungodly hour, but made godly enough by God Himself!). It is merely because of that, we escaped stampedes. We were the privileged, in the eyes of God!
Talking about stampedes, that which happened when people in Bengaluru let out their long let out a huge sigh of relief at the local IPL franchise winning, after seventeen long (short of two months per year) years, sometimes just falling short, nevertheless falling short. But, such disasters occasioned by release of pent up frustration or demand for celebration occurred at the recent Maha Kumbh Mela. God’s abode was short of space for the million strong crowd (He had not heard of Hilbert Hotel!); it could accommodate only those who died in the stampede, lucky enough to be received with open arms by God Himself.
Do not accuse me of being callous, please. Look, governments cannot be responsible for foolish acts of masses of people. Haven’t you heard of the stampede in Mecca? I have. The so-called Hinduism and Islam appear to be Siamese Twins separated at birth. I have not heard of Jewish, Christian, Jain, Buddhist stampedes. Just the truth, as I know it.
The above clinches the argument that in India cricket is religion, more than it is a circus and a basketful of superstitions. Religion is what compels you to do truly macabre stuff, only to lose your head.
Raghuram Ekamabarm